"prevents local governments from establishing, or requiring employers to establish, heat exposure requirements that are not otherwise required under state or federal law."
Tuesday, April 23, 2024
CS/CS/HB 433
Sunday, April 21, 2024
Forum 2024
Thursday, April 18, 2024
AI in Your Hand
"An object which is falling through the atmosphere is subjected to two external forces. One force is the gravitational force, expressed as the weight of the object. The other force is the air resistance, or drag of the object. The motion of a falling object can be described by Newton's second law of motion (Force equals mass times acceleration -- F = m a) which can be solved for the acceleration of the object in terms of the net external force and the mass of the object."
Tuesday, April 16, 2024
Patience and Time
"And you are young and life is longAnd there is time to kill today"
"Plans that either come to naughtOr half a page of scribbled lines"
Sunday, April 14, 2024
The 800-Pound Gorilla
It never ends till the end, then you start again
That's just the way of the world
"Well, why don't you go upstairs and book a conference room. Maybe you can talk him to death."
Thursday, April 11, 2024
A Little Teapot
There is an ancient rhyming song that features a teapot. I have heard it many times over the years. It is used as an interactive with children and is quite entertaining. One version ends with the realization that the singer is actually a sugar bowl.
I was reminded of that when I noted there are various issues that seem to persist in the news. One of note is identification. The news is replete with people's stories of identification. There are those who struggle with that, and rightly so perhaps. Each is entitled to her or his own beliefs in the general sense. If you believe you are a little teapot, I won't argue with you. But, if you start warming someone else's water, then there may be a problem.
That "someone else's" thought came to me recently when NBC6 South Florida reported on a "Miami immigration attorney" who was arrested. The story details are a bit sordid, and I will skip the details of the assault allegations detailed there. The bottom line here is that the accused ended up in court. The accused, according to his attorney, is "an attorney." The news station was curious and inquired to find that the accused "is not a current or former member" of The Florida Bar.
The news story notes that the accused has a website on which he/she states "he has a juris doctorate and an LLM." A quick Google search also revealed that he/she possibly has a PhD or an M.D. Degree. Or, at least he/she self-identifies as "Dr." According to his/her website, he/she "holds five advanced undergraduate degrees in the United States." That is intriguing because the degrees listed include only one undergraduate degree, and not "an LLM," but three. That is a great deal of college.
One is perhaps left to wonder if the accused is a doctor. In the litany list of degrees, no medical or PhD is mentioned. Then I remembered the issue about this time last year. See I'm a Doctor Too? (April 2023). That post discusses how some feel that lawyers should be allowed to call themselves "Dr." based on their Juris Doctor degrees. How does the public perceive that? When they scream "is there a doctor in the house," could they possibly expect me?
But, the last time we heard from The Florida Bar, it was o.k. for Florida lawyers to call themself Dr. Well, maybe. Even so, that would depend on being a lawyer. Or, is it sufficient that you graduated? I'm a Doctor Too? noted some in medicine that believe earning the degree is not sufficient in medicine, and that the "Dr." should be used only by those with a license to practice medicine. So, should a medical school graduate advertise being a doctor, and merely limit the practice to something permitted for non-licensed?
And then, what if there is a license, but it is not from the state in which you practice? If you have a license to practice medicine in Iowa, is it permissible to hang a shingle in Florida and call yourself "Dr.?" Would the result be any different if you earned a juris doctor degree in Western Michigan and moved to Florida? Could you call yourself "Dr." in Miami? Is this an issue for The Florida Bar, or for some other bar, or if the issue is being a "graduate" is it an issue beyond the pale of any bar?
The facts of this story are at best intriguing. Is there a public perception issue when one self-identifies as "Dr." Does it matter if they do or do not attempt to heat someone else's water? Is it sufficient if someone merely feels doctory? Lawyerly? As the case proceeds, perhaps there will be further word about the status and licensure of the defendant.
But, in the end, does it matter what the public perceives? Is there a labeling issue that bears examination? At best, intriguing.
Tuesday, April 9, 2024
Recriminalization
Sunday, April 7, 2024
Nothing to See, Move Along
Thursday, April 4, 2024
"A, B, C, D, E, F, G."
And I was tryin' to be niceBut nothing's getting through, so let me spell it out
Or as Leah Kate might suggest instead, "I made a list so I'll never forget all the things I hate about" little black boxes on the screen.
- The mediator is working diligently, on screen, to engage in an interactive and productive conversation. Your "black box" is disrespectful to her/him.
- The claimant has one case, this case, and is at the mediation to discuss and share. Your "black box" is disrespectful to them.
- The employer may have many cases, or perhaps just this one. She/he is there to discuss and share. Your "black box" is disrespectful to them.
- Your opening comment of "I'm _______, I'm your lawyer" does not make that client feel valued. It disrespects the client, the process, and the claims.
- Your excuse that you are "not well," or "not dressed" or "not shaven," or have "no makeup" is not doubted. But your lack of preparedness is disrespectful to all.
- Your request that a judge or mediator wait while you finish another call or Zoom indicates that you are either underprepared or overcommitted. Either is a demonstration of lack of respect (absent true emergency, if the hospital calls, your kid calls, etc. take the call, we'll all wait - been there, done that).
- You beginning the Zoom hearing with "Judge if we could have a minute, I think we can work this out" is disrespectful. If a short conversation could mean no need for a hearing or mediation, please have one. But do it before.
- Your tardiness (one reported instance was an hour delay, parked on Zoom, while various attempts proceeded to find one of the lawyers. Wasted time and disrespectful.
- Disrespectful, unprofessional, and inappropriate. In some instances worse.
- "Gee, that was an organized and efficient mediation/hearing."
- "Gee, I was impressed with attorney ____________"
- "Gee, that was productive."
- "Gee, that was professional."
- "Gee, that was exceptional."
- "Gee, what a pleasure to work with."
- "Gee, what a great argument."


